I can land on the palm of your hand. 'Fuck off,' screamed Cameron, as a photographer appeared at a side window. 'Don't worry,' he reassured her. Piss off and try and do something worthwhile with your life.
'Of course it is, angel,' he said, kissing her. It was Wesley in a Support Venturer T-shirt and an England blazer. He'd just assume she'd been treating Tab like a Corinium employee. 'On behalf of Corinium Television,' he said suavely, 'I'd like to thank our Mayor and Mayoress and, of course, you, Prebendary, for being here this evening.
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